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HandphoneStrap
6L-2nd chalet
Guitar
Guitar hero
DSLR Canon Camera
Ipod touch
Polaroid

The days of fun
Thursday, July 30, 2009 10:33 PM
Yohhs ! So many days nvr post liao.
Okay today school was so fun.
1st period; english
Did presentation.
Thens hilmi and ahmad nvr come.
So cover up for them.
Thn b4 me gt 1 grp, should not say the grp
He copy paste until like siao,
thn cher damn angry.
Then ms maisarah thr talk talk talk.
LOL

Then math,
did journal writing.
Then hand up the design,
=.="
mine, forgot to put hand.

Then is science.
Cher come in, she so happy,
so PRETTY !
Everyone says so.
Then sung the photosynthesis song.
We only know this line...
PHOTO-SYN-THE-SIS.
Lmao!
Then is chinese class,
w/o yongjie is like so damn not fun.
Jisheng can't do it alone.
Then recess, called ben help me draw the D&T
Thanks, Ben !
Then D&T like half of the class nvr submit more than 3 hmw,
so go call parents.
Then go home.
Later still got SJAB.
Sianz

Yesterday.
U really should watch Paris & Milan.
Sianz dunno why cnt upload pictures.

[Eddited]
Went to SJAB is like wow at first don't feel like going.
But still think must go.
I very guai marhs, full attendance worhs,
not like _______.
Fall in time,
need volunteer from sec1 do water cheer.
Wow everyone raise hand sia.
*Cheese*
Then OC choose hajar worhs.
Thens actually andrea wanted to volunteer
But no choice,
maybe nxt week.
Thens sian la,
________ got come.
He is like so action mama.
Act pro.
Thens learn some new foot drill.
Then went to the carpark.
__________ suddenly came in,
school uniform and sandals.
?!
Then when OC gave the command, darien lag.
Then OC say,
"Why, got chiobu arh?"
Everyone there laughing.
Then dunno where she go,
suddenly appear outside the fence.
Scary...
Then divide into grps of 2s.
Me and andrea went to Jackie.
*Phew*
No one wants to go,
_________ grp.
Sad..
Then did some marching.
Then ______'s grp tio tortured.
Thens _______ said if want break,
deal is,
1 mistake no break,
2 mistakes also no break.
3 person do correctly,
3 mins break.
Zzz?
Then almost all did correctly.
Thens got 3 mins break.
Then all came back,
but haven even 3 mins.
_______ said,
all back?
We replied,
yes.
Then fall in !
Zzz?
No choice.
Then Janel said last few mins,
endure..
Then Jackie said GAMBATE !
Hoho, sry uhs huiyi,
copyrighted.
LOL
Then going dismiss time,
went back to fall in.
Thens saw _________ hiding at the blk beside sch.
Walao dimissed alr,
everybody from 1N2,
dun dare go out.
Zzz?
Then no choice have to go out.
Then she follwed us to the traffic light,
all feeling so uneasy.
Then __________ said she gtg alr,
everybody ok bb !
BB !
LOL
L-M-A-O
So everybody so relived.
Went mac slacked.
Took lots of pics,
but unable to post.
Blogger,
recover soon !
I know i'm lame.
Pissed off by _______.
Buhhbye.



The school days
Monday, July 27, 2009 3:09 AM
Yes ! Blogger finally back to normal. LOL
Shall start with school,today morning same take temperature.
Then MT time,got spelling.
Then jiaqian say sth thn cher call her sit at the door.
>.<
Then same thing jisheng and yongjie also sit on the floor.
Then spelling lorh.
After that did WB.
Aiyahh so easy, jkjk.
So BHB sia.
Thn after that is math,
did graph.

~SkipSkip~

Then English time,
Yes!,
Ms Maisarah never come.
But 2 more came in.
Is our class really that noisy?
Then is recess.

Ate curry chicken again !
Nice !
Should try.
*Saliva Dripping*
><
Then went back classroom,
OMYGOSH !
Flood like siao.
The pipe there like fountain.
Cleaners use the thinggy to push the water into the drain.
But,
Yongjie and keith,
actually "help" them by using the dustpan to push the water.
Zzz?

Then after that art period,
Ms Shaha become lawyer again.
=.="
Then after that actually got assembly derh,
but went back with our ties on.
Zzz dun have.
=.="
Then walao rise lesson so damn boring sia.
Do dunno what caring thinggy.

Then school ends,
sian still got 2.4km run.
Then when go toilet change that time,
i use the wheelchair toilet marhs.
Suddenly christina said,
"Joyce,ur favorite character is here."
I was like huh?
Then i heard they say is Mdm(ex-SI)
I was like zzz?
I heard her voice.
OMYGOSH !
Its her !
She bang my door i tio scared by her.
She call me faster she want use.
Okok !
When i come out she wahh faster dash in.
Then i haven even use finish lorhs.
LOL
Nvm(;
She come out, i go in again !
LOL !

Thens wait-ed until 3pm.
Assemble,then,
1,2,3...
Beep Beep !
Everybody chiong.
Then i there jog jog lor.
2nd round jog + brisk walk.
3rd round brisk walk + sprint.
Sprinting at the last 100m towards the finishing point.
WHOOSH !
16.20
Yay !
At least i pass.
Haha !
Then after that slack for a while thn went home.
Played with dixon,delwyn and huiyi badminton.
Thens after that delwyn went home,
then dixon also went home.
Left me and huiyi,
so continued playing.
Got some photos but lazy upload.
Nvm maybe next time.
Buhhbye...
Now leg damn pain.



Friday, July 24, 2009 5:35 AM
Yo !
Today reach school at 7.05?
Then rush up class.
Then wearing jacket but reach class,so damn freaking hot.
So take out.
English period wear again.
=.="
Then math period,
got back test paper.
Zzz 1 mark to pass.
9/20
=.="
Nvm work harder !

Then science period,wow its so damn fun sia.
Ms Ng teaching so fun.
Rammel be the "teacher" sia !
He is very entertaining.
He ask so called "go through" with us the theory wb.
Then ask many ppl for the ans.

Rammel : Benjamin stand up ! What's ur answer?
Benjamin : A
Rammel : Why?
Benjamin : I dunno.
Rammel : Remain standing !

Rammel : Joyce !
Joyce : Huh?!
Rammel : What huh? What's ur ans?
Joyce : Err, B
Rammel : Why B?
Joyce : I dunno.
Rammel : Remain standing !
*Cher armchio-ing.*
Then cher ask y teacher so fast.
Haven even finish with that person, arrow ppl alr.
Haha !
So fun sia.
I LOVE MS NG !

Then was chinese lesson.
Got spelling.
Then teacher only test us 1 question thn cher say yj and jisheng very noisy,
damn angry say :
Miss Luan : Next monday thn spelling !
Sandy write on the board !
Everybody so happy.

Then recess slack.

Walao eh i seriously hate d&T
Draw so hard.
Cher haven draw finish the shampoo bottle say bell ring liao.
The rest draw urself.
Siao la i dun even know how draw the torchlight leh !
Damn it !

After school got SJAB.
So stress, must rmb the pledge.
Sianz.
Then when fall in that time,
wahh so funny lorh.
IC takes the attendance.
When the sec2 derh report she say,
Blablabla,
Total strengh 10
Present strength 1
I was like there armchio-ing.
Then when water cheer that time.
OC say need volunteer.
No one raise up hand,
accept for huiyi and darien.
Then OC going to lose her temper.
So i bo bian raise up hand lorh.
Then OC say,
Okay Joyce fall out.
I was like,
Gosh !
Thn no choice damn i forgot how fall ut sia.
Then anyhow fall out lor.
Thn discussed with thm wad to say.
Then finish discussing.
Then say the water cheer lor.
Zzz dun even make sense.
See arh,
Echo after me !
Thy echo-ed
Drink water !
Echo-ed
Today weather not so hot.
Echo-ed
So must drink water !
Echo-ed
Yaammm- Sennng !
Echo-ed
Make sense?
Then need go linkway there take pledge.
Wahh OC sabo-ed us to say pledge.
Asked weather who didn't learnt.
I didn't raised up.
OC say discuss what punishment u want?
Darien said,
running 3 rounds?
I was like huh?!
Nvm in the end never.
OC want volunteer again,
from sec1s agn !
She said i want volunteers from sec1s accept for joyce.
*Phew!*
Then go study 1st aid thinggy.
Then vendor came to give us the uniform.
Wahh i brought home 3 sets sia.
For me, hajar and christina.
Like i want go sell like that.
Then 4.45 like that go fall in.
Yay today very early go home !
History ehh !
Thens went mac.
Eat..
Went home..
Posting here.
Buhhbye.
Won't be relink-ing those ppl who wants to,coz blogger siao but lucky still can post.
BB ~!



Swayest Day?
Wednesday, July 22, 2009 2:26 AM
Wahh so many days never post alr arhs.
Okay, went to school,take temperature,record,
whoosh here come the big rain.
After that PE did folk dance.
=.="
Then walao jiaqian sabo me be leader sia thn i be lorh.
Then i muz lead thm to cut in the circle and dance .
Then was like going in that time dunno where to turn alr so many ppl surrounding me.
Then cher say turn out turn out !
I gong alr how know sia.
Lmao.
Then skip to science period,got health checkup so didn't do Sail activity.
*Phew*
Walao english lesson ms maisarah come agn.
Sian lah show off her "power"
After school went to t-mart with,darien,delwyn and huiyi.
Then i go eat lunch,huiyi went home,
Then eating half way,
Saw,Ms Tay,Mrs Lee,
Saw primary school teacher
Saw Miss luan,
Saw Ms Gan
Walao so many in a row sia.
Should say lucky or sway?
Thens after that went to play basketball with darien and delwyn.
Huiyi can't come,
SAD.
We are the fastastic 4 u know?
LOL.
Then play lorh.
Wahh me and delwyn race who run faster.
Then we take indivudual i 37s worh.
Around 300m worh.
LOL
I won them !
Yay !
Then went home.
Now posting lorh.
Buhhbye !



Project Time !
Friday, July 17, 2009 3:40 AM

We are all from the uniform groups !

Meditate keeps u healthy


Say cheese !



Look like chipmunk?





Looks fun?












Wanna eat fish burger? Toby?







Wahh mcflurry sey







Say cheese !













































Wow wow wow so many days never post liao arh.
Okay today reach school very early thn when sitting down,
cher alr go in liao.
=.="
Thn had lessons did dunno what racial harmony day thinggy.
Thn english, walao tat ms maisairah
suck to the core men !
Thn skip until chinese lesson.
Woo i love today's chinese lesson.
Then cher scolding us.
Then scold jisheng
suddenly jisheng scold teacher,
FUC* U !
We all were like,
WWHOOO !
Then cher say wad did u say?
Cher call him go stand at the door,
thn when he walking towards ms luan he go behind her and,
PUI !
We all laugh sia !
Cher call sandy go down get pink form.
Orh horh !
Thn blablabla.
D & T !
Walao sketch the clock until damn pek chek.
Teacher at 20th step i only drawing cube sia.
Nvm after that went to collect sjab uni.,
but in the end,
NEVER !
Nvm(:
Thn went to do project
Show u some pics !















































































































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Damn tired !
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 7:15 AM
Well haven't been posting for so many days.
Let's talk abt today...
School bag so heavy.
Siao lorh,one day 7 sub.
Okay...
Today 1st period GG
Fun Ms Lim is back !
Welcomeee !
LOL
I lame horh?
Okay she show us pictures abt the trip to the AYG thinggy.
Nice !
Then EL relief tcha agn !
Sianz...
But nvr did as i am bz sorting out the WS.

Then Lit,class damn noisy,
tcha frm behind the class also come.
Thn blablabla.

History time.
1 word to describe,
SIANZ !

Math time !
Did work

MT so funny.
Alot ppl "bully" ms luan

Science !
Yeah !
Lucky cher realise that her past teaching methods are boring.
So we did some activities today.
We seperate to grps
Then my grp got convection current.
Then we do advertisement.
The fish swim swim thn swim until the heat thr the fish become cooked!
L-A-M-E !
Nvm(:
School ends, went home
Watch TV,play-ed computer.
Buhhbye !



Project Time !
Saturday, July 11, 2009 3:58 AM
Ahmad want to protest !
We were spraying the spray when hilmi cannot stand it >.<
This is what ahmad did to the carboard.


Must remeber to brush your teeth ! LOL !



What ahmad did to it>>>
Okay today went to do literature project,
ok lah we kiasu so early do.
LOL
Then meeting time 3.30pm
Faruq and ahmad came with a ball at 4.10pm
Zzz wait-ed for thm for at least,
40mins?
Nvm(:
Then did downstairs my house.
Then going home time,
the boys play the ball,
then roll to a old "indian" auntie there.
Then faruq go take,
in the end tio scolding by that woman.
Say what,cannot play here cnt see the sign arhs?
We were like there so quiet.
Then blablabla.
Then went home.
End post.
Buhhbye.






School just totally rox !
Friday, July 10, 2009 12:08 AM
Okay,shall start with school today.
School really was fun as yongjie,
make it FUN.

English lesson-
I was there cursing for teacher not to come,
but my wish came true,
in the other way.
He came in,
normal,
greeted,
thn some greet ms maisarah first some greet mr izham.
Then it becomes,
Good morning mr maisarah.
LOL !
Thn did worksheet.
Sianz
Then bell ring !
Then then mr izham say he got bad news want tell us.
He told us today will be his last day...
We all were like there,
HUH?!
He say he tio transfered to,
Munjusri Sec.
Wahh Pearlyn's school sia,
scarely teach her class.
Then thank-ed him very loud,
but not mr maisarah lah.
=.="
Zzz having a new teacher again.

Okay math did a quiz.
If get correct,
add 1% to ur CA
Zzz.
The ans 22.5%,
my ans 105%
>.Nvm
Skip

Science mark the theory WB,
fun,
as cher use the selecter thinggy.
Then walao select until me.
Zzz,panic.
*Faint*
But i still got 1 mark.
*Phew*

~SkipSkip~

MT,
Miss luan came,
i was cursing,
dun come.
Nvm,in the end she still come.
Then present ppt.
My grp left caryn,
so she poor thing,
there solo-ing.
Haha.
Then dao yongjie's grp.
Then joey tay want go out present,
thn kena insult by racheal.
Sad,dunno why she hate him so much.
Nvm.

Then Yongjie gave miss luan his thumbdrive.
Then he was like there saying,
Yongjie:Anti-virus ahh.
Miss luan: 拿过来!
Yongjie:orh
Miss luan took the thumbdrive go copy paste it in her computer
COPYRIGHT !
Jkjk
Then yongjie's thumbdrive need password,
so he went to type.
Yongjie:老师,不要看!
Miss luan still there seeing.
Yongjie:老师!我叫你不要看!
Then cher no choice don't care him.
Then went in his files.
Then got alot of pictures so missluan dunno which is the file thn she say,
Miss luan:yongjie,到底是哪一个?!
Yongjie :Neh,那个啦!
Miss luan : 你过来!
Yongjie: Aiyahh press thumnail lah
Miss luan pressed thn yongjie said:
Yongjie: Neh,scroll down !
Miss luan : 需要那么大声吗?
Yongjie: 我的声音本来就那么大声。
Miss luan: 你可以小声一点吗?
Then Yongjie suddenly say in a woman voice:
你可以scroll down 吗?
Miss luan still there folded arms dun want to listen to him.
Then yongjie tried many many times finally cher scroll down,he said,
Yongjie: luan老师你可以scroll down 吗?
In the end she scrolled.
Zzz,hard to please.
Yongjie never failed to make us laugh.

Then recess,eat eat.
Went back classroom,so many people call me help thm draw cubes and cylinders,
I can't even help myself alr.
Haha.
Then went the air-con room,
drew a cube inside still got cone, thn still need shade.
Zzz
Hard !

Then school ends !
Buhhbye !

D & T !



Stomach Crams ! Arghh
Thursday, July 9, 2009 1:34 AM
Well,Hi.
Dead blog.
Nvm,reviving using CPR
Zzz
Today school was fun and boring.
Stomach cram,due to ytd's,
Sit-ups
>.<

Let's start off ,

English damn boring.

Music watch video

Literature do poem{sian}

Geography, cher nvr come agin

did wordsheet again

Thn SFL,
use chopsticks take marble
thn the marble keep on sliding off.
=.="
thn had presentation of the spoon i think,
i hate presentation !
thn competition,
TAKING MARBLES WITH CHOPSTICKS?!
DAMN IT.
I am like shivering there, scared take half way,
Thomp !
Will paiseh wan leh !
~SkipSkip~
Than after school,
Decorate classroom.
Zzz atikah pangseh us
Nvm
So hilmi,hanafi,faruq,syafiq,hairi,christina,huiyi and me helped out.
Thanks yah guys !

Then we knew we are not suppose to stay back,
but we still did it.
Then when i look out of the window(not the corridor's)
Saw i cher, faster close the window,
the guys also faster close
HAHA !
Then go out see if got any cher anot,
thn suddenly the OM downstairs,
he saw me thn i quickly
GOSTUN !
~Whoosh~
then faster go in.
thn go out again,
saw who?
DM
=.="
thn also,
GOSTUN
Then i think i saw OM coming up,
so we all quickly
escape from the class !
HAHA !
FUN !
Then went mac buy things eat
Saw tchers there,
Miss Ong !
Miss her.

~SkipSkip until posting here~

Buhhbyes !



Swensens
Monday, July 6, 2009 3:46 AM
Okay went to swensens ate chilli crab pasta.
Okay lahs quite nice.
Then order the yohgurt,
wait-ed for 30mins then come.
Nvm

Then went shop

Wahh then the japanese food fair?
So smelly.
No offence

Then went to M1 then suddenly,
my ringtone rang !
then the ringtone is,
今天你要嫁给我
then ring everybody looking at me
then damn embarrase
then silence it
dunno who call,
so nvr pick up.

Then reaching home one msg come,
see,
huiyi msg-ed me saying mdm alimah gt call me or not
i say no why?
She say abt the inter-class tmr,
thn blah blah blah
thn i ask what no.
she say 65......
OMG
its her !
then thr aiyahhh.
Nvm

Short post bb



School again...
Thursday, July 2, 2009 11:09 PM
School was fine until some irritating people,
with attitude problem come in

~SkipSkip~

1st period :English
Did word splash

~SkipSkip~

Maths time.
Zzz
Slacking actually
But still got pay attention

~SkipSkip~

Science Time !
Quite fun actually
Miss Ng make it fun
Yeah, likes her way of teaching

~SkipSkip~

Chinese time
Read about micheal jackson
BlahBlahBlah

Recess !

~SkipSkip~

D &T
1st lesson.
drew 80 horizontal lines.
=.="
than call us draw 10 cubes
Siao
Draw unti damn pek chek.
Walao my cube all out of shape sia.
Then still need "convert" the cube into cylinder.
Zzz !
Then Darien tio "punished" for not turning the paper as he draw
Zzz
Sang,
twinkle twinkle little star.
Zzz.



THE DAY THAT I HAVE THE MOST FUN !
12:06 AM
School was fun today ! Had lots of the person sitting behind me,
Dixon we keep on laughing with hajar.

Okay 1st period english.
Did comic strip.
Zzzz
Draw until damn ugly.
Then still must paste on the wall,
so chou still want paste.
Nvm
Then rammel drew something,
Michael Jackson's hat. =.="
But still won the most no. of votes in the row.

~SkipSkip~

Music time !
Watched Swing Girls
The band play until very nice seys.

~SkipSkip~

Literature
Ms Gan come back again.
Mr Lee go reservist.
Zzzz?

~SkipSkip~

Recess !
Did nothing much

~SkipSkip~

Geography
Miss Lim never come
Miss Chin came
Then need do the crossword and map reading
Then skip until this part.
Time's gonna be up
Then Hajar dunno how do the crossword
Then me and dixon there giving clue
Then then,
I say the 1st letter of the answer by saying 1 person name in my class.
Then dixon was like there saying
“这样也可以”
Then there laughing like hell

~SkipSkip~

SFL =.="

Mdm Alimah there talk talk about the youth thinggy...

~SkipSkip~

Okay,
gtg.
Buhhbye !



School days just freak me out !
Wednesday, July 1, 2009 12:23 AM
Okay today school was kinda fun 1st period PE, yippe.
Did the checking of height and weight, zz Ms Fardyana go what AYG thinggy left me along thr we the other 37 students and a teacher.
1st 5 went in i no.7 but still need help cher also must go call nxt 5 nxt 5.Tiring ! Nvm that's my job as a PE rep.
Then cher took my height zz only grew 2cm weight also very light.
Then finish-ed taking height and weight went to the hall to do napha test thinggy.
Only did sit and reach. =.="
Me again did the recording thn other PE rep there playing.Zzz
Then my hand very short only do until 31-32? Nvm >.<
~SkipSkip~
Science Time !
I STARTING TO LOVE SCIENCE !
As in how she teach,loves to joke with us.
~SkipSkip~
History time i thought its gonna be boring.
But during the 1st 10-15mins we read about the badang...
Then cher suddenly say he want us act out.
Then we all are like HUH?!
But in the end Yongjie,Hairi,Faris,Hanafi and Sandy go.
Btw sandy go bcoz jiaqian and cher sabo-ed her.
Then act lorh.
Then got 1 part got a guy must kneel down and talk to the highness .
As sandy is the highness, hanafi have no choice but to kneel down,
and the class go
~WOOOOOO~
HAHA SORRY TO HANAFI AND SANDY THAT I WROTE HERE.
~SkipSkip~
English time slacking again.
Okay, gtg, sayounara !